The top 5 things I found amusing at today's brief by the army....
5. Dial 911 for fire.
4. Do not put candles directly under the curtains.
3. Do NOT put your telephone in the oven under any circumstance. It does not matter how many times your friends and or family from the states call during the middle of the night, still do not put your phone in the oven!
2. Do NOT under any circumstance beat up a cab driver. Even if you realize you do not have won (Korean currency) to pay with, do not try to knock them out then run away. They will find you.
And my #1 favorite thing from today is when the lady from the Red Cross started her 20 minute lecture..."I would like to 'briefly' talk to you about the Red Cross. Back in 1891........"