Earlier in the week I named her IV machine & pole BOB.
I called Bob her annoying boyfriend (he was so annoying).
We were being silly and tired of the nurses asking 'what is your goal for today' so we started filling out her 'daily goal board' with all kinds of goofy things like (but not limited to):
Dance like no one is watching
Have IV pole races in the hall.
Meet George Bush.
Have all nurses and doctors sing instructions to me.
Do cartwheels in the hall.
And that sparked another idea.
She will dump Bob (he was too noisy anyway) and shack up with Rick.
I put my plan into action: Download the picture of Rick that my sister used to have plastered on her wall when she was in high school, have my niece get it printed and bring it to me.
Here she is taking her new man for a walk.